Akpors is calling customer care at 1a.m.
After 30mins of advert, finally he comes on line.
Customer care: Hello! This is Kingsley from MTN customer care.How can I help u?
Akpors: God punish u.
Customer care: Sorry sir,but that’s not polite! What’s the problem?
Akpors: Na me u de ask? Check your time wetin de nack
Customer care: Sir it’s 1:30a.m.
Akpors: So why u no dey sleep u be winch?
Customer care: No sir am not a wizard.
Akpors: Den wetin u be others neva sleep finish?
Customer care: Sir please go straight to the reason why u called
Akpors: Ok. I get #99 for my phone,abeg transfer me #1 naira make I take make midnight call.
Customer care: hahahahaha we two now who come be winch?