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[Funny Story] The Prayer Before Dinner


Peter’s dad invited their neighbour for dinner. At the dinner, Peter was ordered to lead in prayer…

Peter– But I dont know how to pray …

DAD– Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc

Peter– “Dear Lord” (he started) “Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive
our neighbour’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please ask santa to send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work.. AMEN

Dinner was closed.

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