Who will not have a sound sleep?
Wife: You are smelling woman’s perfume where did you get it?
Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?
Husband: Oh that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair cuz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
HusbandWaking￼ up angry). What did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep