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[Funny Story] The Sleep

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Who will not have a sound sleep?
Wife: You are smelling woman’s perfume where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from Sandra whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.

Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair cuz when I use them I don’t bring them home.

HusbandWaking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep

Cc: Kasieze

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